Do you steal odd, inexpensive objects almost compulsively? Is your unusual habit getting you into trouble? Would your friends and family call you a kleptomaniac?
A major cable network is looking for people who cannot stop stealing odd, unusual objects for a new television series. This show will look into how your unusual habit affects your life, and professional medical and/or psychological insight into why you steal odd objects may be provided.
If you are interested in appearing on this series, please send your name, age, location, a current photo, and a brief description of what you steal and how it impacts your life to: firstname.lastname@example.org