Nationwide casting call for docu-series
Do you have more lawn ornaments than your friends and family can handle? Does the sight of an unhappy lawn gnome in a garden bring you to tears? Can you just not get enough of those darn pink flamingos?
A major cable network is searching for men and women who are being overcrowded by their law ornaments to appear on a new documentary TV series. The show will look at how your lawn ornament affinity has grown, and how it affects your life. We will also look at what your friends and family think about your vast lawn ornament collection/involvement.
If you or someone you know is being overtaken by their lawn ornaments, email us at email@example.com with your name, age, location, a current photo, and a brief description of your relationship to lawn ornaments at firstname.lastname@example.org