Auditions in Dallas for Comedy Sketch “Who Ate The Last Slice”

11/27/2019

WHO ATE THE LAST SLICE

Location: Dallas

Type: Web series

WHO ATE THE LAST SLICE

CHARACTERS:
ABIY
LYDIA – girlfriend
JACOB – brother
NATHAN – best friend
MATTHEW – cousin
SETTINGS:
ABIY’S HOUSE

 

STORYLINE:
Abiy heads to the fridge to grab the cake he made two days ago. As he opens the fridge he realizes that it was gone, so he started to ask his girlfriend Lydia about his missing slice of cake. Lydia tells him to ask his brother Jacob, and friend Nathan about what happened. Abiy would immediately blame his brother by punching him and starting an argument with him. Nathan would try resolve the issue by separating them, but he started to feel sick as he sat back down. While both Abiy and Jacob were arguing, they both saw Nathan on the floor throwing up with chunks of cakes. Nathan tried to explain, but Abiy decided to take his anger out of him. Just until Matthew, his cousin interrupted with cake crumbs all over his face. Abiy starts to chase Matthew believing he’s the cake thief; but in the end, they never realized that the cake thief all along turned out to be Lydia.

Skit starts
Camera starts off with Abiy coming out the room
Abiy walks over to the kitchen
Camera is inside the fridge
Abiy looks down and the camera points at the plate empty
Lydia walks into the kitchen
LYDIA
Whatchu doing?
Abiy hits his head on top of the fridge ceiling
ABIY
Girl what do you want?
LYDIA
Can I not get milk from the fridge baby?
Abiy hands the milk to Lydia
ABIY
(sighs)
Here!
LYDIA
Attitude? What’s wrong with you?
ABIY
I’m looking for the slice of cake I saved.
LYDIA
Ha! The ugly ass cake you made two days ago for your momma’s birthday?
ABIY
It wasn’t ugly. It was just a little burnt.
LYDIA
Mmhmm right.
ABIY
I bet you ate it.
LYDIA
Me eating that trash ass cake you? Please why would I?
Abiy rolls his eyes
ABIY
Whatever.
LYDIA
But I mean… not to point fingers or anything but…
Abiy’s eyes start to open
ABIY
What?
LYDIA
Ehh I probably shouldn’t tell you.
ABIY
What!? If you know someone, you’ve got to tell me!
LYDIA
Well since you want to know who did it, why don’t you ask Jacob’s hungry ass. I remember yesterday walked past by him eating some sort of chocolate flavor dessert.
Shot of Abiy’s face in disappointment
LYDIA
But hey let me know how it works out okay baby? Ima be at the room waiting for you.
Lydia kisses Abiy on the cheek then leaves
Walks over to Jacob and Nathan while playing video games
JACOB
What the…
NATHAN
(pumped)
Yeah!! 3-0 baby!
JACOB
Nah bruh run that back.
NATHAN
What’s there to run back?
JACOB
C’mon bruh this controller ass.
NATHAN
Nah nigga you ass.
JACOB
C’mon bro stop playin.
NATHAN
(sighs)
Alright whatever. 4-0 let’s get it.
Abiy stands in front of the TV
ABIY
Which one of y’all stupid asses ate the last slice of my cake?
JACOB
Ain’t nobody ate your nasty ass cake bruh.
NATHAN
Turns at Nathan
Aye I mean I didn’t know you had cake till now.
Abiy nods his head suspiciously
ABIY
I’m gonna ask one more time, who ate the last slice?
JACOB
You must’ve ate it with your f-f-fatass.
Nathan laughs
Abiy smiles while nodding his head then sucker punches Jacob
JACOB
What the… what did you do that for?
ABIY
I know you ate the last slice of my cake.
JACOB
Why in the hell would I eat that piece of shit? It tastes prune juice.
Pause
ABIY gasps
JACOB
Uh oh.
Abiy then jumps on Jacob
Nathan would get in between to seperate them
NATHAN
Y’all chill!
ABIY
He ate my cake.
NATHAN
ABIY!
JACOB
I did not!
NATHAN
JACOB sit down!
Nathan start to feel different in his body
NATHAN
Actually let me sit down real quick.
Nathan then sits down on the couch
ABIY
It’s obvious stupid! I know it’s you.
JACOB
I didn’t eat your shit!
ABIY
Yes you did! Lydia told me!
JACOB
Why would you believe her
ABIY
Because she saw that you ate my last slice of chocolate cake.
JACOB
Bruh that was a left over pazooki that I got from BJ’s 3 days ago!
ABIY
Okay so if you’d didn’t who did…
Nathan starts to hurl then throws up on the floor
Camera points at Jacob and Abiy
Close up on Nathan’s face
NATHAN
It’s not what it looks like.
ABIY then looks at the throw up
Nathan walks slowly backwards as Abiy walks towards him.
ABIY
Cake huh?
NATHAN
It’s not what it seems I swear. I had cake from a birthday party I went to yesterday.
ABIY
Huh? At what time?
NATHAN
3?
ABIY
Really? Last time I recalled, you were with me during 3.
NATHAN
3 am?
ABIY
You had cake? At 3 in the morning?
NATHAN
Uhh…
ABIY
Nathan.
NATHAN
Yeah?
ABIY
How long we’ve been family together?
NATHAN
15 years?
ABIY
15 years is a long time right?
NATHAN
Well yeah?
ABIY
Nathan, you never lied to me over those 15 years right?
NATHAN
Of course not, I’ll never do that to you. Ain’t that what brothers are for?
ABIY
That’s right! So I’m gonna ask you this one question and you better be honest with me, alright my brother?
NATHAN
S-sure?
ABIY
So… did you go to my refrigerator (MY REFRIGERATOR), and ate the last slice of my cake?
Complete silence
NATHAN
Uhh..
ABIY
I’m gonna repeat this one more time and you better answer this shit before I send you to heaven… did you eat my last slice of cake I made 3 days ago?
NATHAN
No…
Matthew walks in outta the blue with cake crumbs all over his face
MATTHEW
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm MMM! That cake filled me up Jake. It’s too bad no one can taste special cake but me. You know what I’m saying Abiy.
Matthew in shock
Abiy turns his head towards Matthew
ABIY
You!!
Matthew looks at Jacob
JACOB
Don’t look at me cake eater.
Then looks at Abiy and Nathan
MATTHEW
(awkwardly)
Nathan! You look like you in a bit of a jam there.
NATHAN
What do you think?
Matthew walks by the door
MATTHEW
(laughs awkwardly)
Ight imma head out.
ABIY
Get his ass!
All 3 chase Matthew
Matthew yells in fright
All 4 boys leave the house
Slowly turns the camera at Lydia peaking at the living room
Gets the utensils from the drawer
Lydia pulls out Abiy’s last piece of cake in a small box from her backpack
Starts eating
LYDIA
(laughs)
Mmm this is so good. I can’t believe he felt for it.
Continues eating
Ends show
Credits
Ends video
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